[Edited by Xientie, 2/25/2010 1:53:51 AM]
She only slaps me because I'm female and she doesn't swing that way.
Liking curvy girls and yaoi are enough for her to try stealing you. Because yes, my Bekka-chan is also curvy enough to cosplay as Hammer of Fable II.
Oh well, she's at Uni in September. By all means, steal her then.