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    shianova posted on Feb 05, 2010 6:43:03 AM - Report post
     
    Heinz reinvented their ketchup packets in a new more convenient one.

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    waq999 posted on Feb 05, 2010 6:47:13 AM - Report post
     
    Very, very creative I must say that will get little kids begging there parents to buy it.
    Or mabey the odd childish adult will fall fort it...
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    Dhampy posted on Feb 05, 2010 8:00:32 AM - Report post
     
    I wonder how many quantum physics scientists and aeronautical engineers they hired to design that.
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    Latiosmaster47 posted on Feb 05, 2010 8:45:55 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    I wonder how many quantum physics scientists and aeronautical engineers they hired to design that.

    Probably a lot, considering it took them how many years to put the damn ketchup bottle lid on the bottom of the bottle?

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    shianova posted on Feb 05, 2010 8:50:22 AM - Report post
     
    100 Million dollars in ketchup packet design research lol.
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    Dhampy posted on Feb 05, 2010 9:33:21 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    I wonder how many quantum physics scientists and aeronautical engineers they hired to design that.

    Probably a lot, considering it took them how many years to put the damn ketchup bottle lid on the bottom of the bottle?

    I still buy the little glass bottles, because ketchup tastes funny when it's stored in plastic.

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    Toastman posted on Feb 05, 2010 10:35:04 AM - Report post
     
    I love how we humans spend so much freaking money on trivial things like this, or a pen that will write in space. We rock.
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    Dhampy posted on Feb 05, 2010 10:40:48 AM - Report post
     
    Although, sometimes I kind of wish we'd actually use Rube Goldberg contraptions. Like if we wanted a better way to open a ketchup packet, we'd topple some dominoes which light a bunsen burner, which boils a chemical solution, which fills a balloon which trips a spring loaded thingy, which spins around, which hits buttons on a keyboard, which frightens a hamster into his wheel, which turns a generator, which articulates a robot hand, which tickles a hen which then lays an egg which falls down a hatch and trips another spring loaded thingy, which spins a knife, which slowly cuts a piece of string which is holding up a 50 lbs weight, which falls just so on the end of a packet of ketchup, which spurts it perfectly onto your hot dog.
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