And do not call Dhampy a Jack Ass. That's just asking for trouble.
Dude. Seriously. Stop making these things. Or at least do them on the Off Topic Discussions Board.
Dude... I'm just putting options out there. It's fun to do. If you don't like it don't look at these polls then.
Go do it in your blog or something.
Are you trying to say "theoretical" or "rhetorical" in apparent Klatchian?