the-one posted on Jan 21, 2010 6:11:17 AM - Report post
Terror o' Sea
Draconic (insert something scary)
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
Serivor posted on Jan 21, 2010 6:14:01 AM - Report post
originally posted by Dhampy
I actually had Sevvy in mind for the Sailing Master, which would be the same thing as First Mate on a Viking raider.
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Daagor posted on Jan 21, 2010 11:15:26 AM - Report post
Maybe Hermóðr's Cleaver?
Currently lost, I make my way through life somehow without being in complete despair. Mostly alone due to timidity and fear, I wait for someone to clear the fog and break the shell hidden within.
If I am online, I am probably bored so be sure to send a message to me if you want.
QueenNic posted on Jan 21, 2010 12:00:50 PM - Report post
Child of Neo7
Half-sister of AdmiralThrawn
Mother of Planbskater, Foxxie-kun, DayDreamer85, Rise_Against and FireflyPoi
Dhampy posted on Jan 21, 2010 12:02:25 PM - Report post
Toastman posted on Jan 21, 2010 12:16:28 PM - Report post
originally posted by hatchet_warrior
what about speedy claxton
I don't really want a part in this, I just think this is an awesome name.
Just imagine the people screaming in terror..."HERE COMES THE SPEEDY CLAXTON!
Or other fearless pirates talking to each other at night in the bar about the boat that must not be named..."We dare not speak its name" Petey the pirate mumbled through his bead decorated beard. "Why not?" asked the young crewman who just joined aboard Petey's ship as a deck swabber. (<- ) "We do not speak it for the mighty captain of the..." He looks around cautiously..."The Speedy Claxton!" he whispered...and returning to his normal demeaning composure continued on..."For the truly fearless captain, Dhampir Mc'Dougan (Or whatever you're calling yourself these days) will spill out your spleen on to his poop deck and have you spit shine said poop deck by sunrise with nothing but a tooth brush and what's left of yer' wits".
"I like big butts and I cannot lie." -Mahatma Gandhi
hatchet_warrior posted on Jan 21, 2010 4:27:08 PM - Report post
HERE COMES THE SPEEDY CLAXTON lmao
[Edited by hatchet_warrior, 1/21/2010 4:28:29 PM]
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