You try to avoid touching your face more than necessary and have always wanted a talking bird as a pet.
You idealise yourself and your abilities beyond the reality of their worth. You are the type of person who shouldn't be trusted with a gun.
2) Are you concerned of the opinions of people younger than yourself?
3)Does music change your mood or do you listen to music appropriate to your current?
4)Do you consider yourself to be cool but, people have yet to discover it?
5) Do you sleep on your face?
6)Do you turn the light on when you enter a room even though it is daytime?
7)Do you lie for fun?
8) In a game of cops and robbers, which do you prefer to play as?
9) When someone is talking to you, do you just listen to them or wait to talk?
10) Do you believe in god?
In a way
You lie on questionnaires in order to appear more like the person you want to be rather than the person you are. You spend hours scrubbing your hands trying to wash away the things you will never hold.
Material items grant you pleasure but you also fantasise of a simpler existence where the only device is your mind. You have commitment issues.
You have a delicate relationship with your father and have considered writing a novel at one point.
When you leave a message on someones answer machine you replay your message back over and over and re-record it because you fear the first time you didn't sound "natural".