Dhampy posted on Jan 02, 2010 8:00:53 AM - Report post
During hard winters in the Jamestown Colony, people would say "Damn, I'd love to eat some bacon right now. Fry some potatoes in bacon fat. Maybe then use the bacon fat to fuel a small lamp to heat my bedroom...".
Then they would look at poor Nate Bacon.
One day in 1676, Bacon got tired of it and rebelled.
He recruited 500 soldiers at attacked the Injuns. Because, obviously, they were at fault.
In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'