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You Grant, I Wish v2
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on Dec 31, 2009 11:03:01 PM - Report post
     
    Granted, but it needs specific hexes which you don't have.
    i wish i had her.
    I listen not to sympathy
    Whilst ruler of this land
    Withdraw your feeble aches and moans
    Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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    Zeth_Durron posted on Dec 31, 2009 11:38:34 PM - Report post
     
    Granted, but she's your grandmother.

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
    If I lose everything in the fire...
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Jan 01, 2010 12:20:39 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, you get the day off tomorrow but have to be at work by 12:01 AM on the 2nd for a full 72-hour shift with no breaks and have to wear incontinence undergarments to prevent you soiling yourself from the lack of breaks.

    I wish I could make passionate love to my boyfriend all day long today, this first day of 2010.
    Yo.
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    CRAHSYSTOR
    AdmiralThrawn posted on Jan 01, 2010 1:06:33 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, but your mother walks in on you.

    I wish I had the car I use in Forza 3 in real life.
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    ArchDuke posted on Jan 01, 2010 1:07:52 AM - Report post
     
    Thrawn, I salute you.

    Granted, but the game made it look much better than it actually was.

    I wish every single promotion STEAM is doing suddenly goes 20% less.
     
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Jan 01, 2010 1:20:30 AM - Report post
     
    Well, he keeps telling us about how he fears his mother's reaction to his coming out...

    Granted, but I hack your bank's records and steal all your money for my video game fund.

    I wish I had just completed my animation training.
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    H posted on Jan 01, 2010 2:14:23 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, But you can't make anything cause you didn't understand what just happened.

    I wish i wasn't in this country.

    It's been a long time coming.
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Jan 01, 2010 2:17:28 AM - Report post
     
    Granted. You now live in Iraq and survive for a full six seconds before the US Airforce blows you to pieces.

    I wish Assassin's Creed 2 was much longer.
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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