Granted, but after you play the first level the Piracy Police bash down your door and beat you with the Lawsuit Stick!
I wish I had $30 more than I have now so I could buy Left 4 Dead 2 D:
Granted, but you get pickpocketed.
I wish I had unlimited money.
Granted, nobody ever posts on it again.
I wish people who did not understand references would keep their mouths shut and not attempt to be witty.
Granted...CHU becomes a lonely place.
I wish the grossy pimples on my face do not become permanent.
Granted, they now stay on your face until 1 second befor you die
I wish for a Metallica CD!
Granted, but it has major scratches on its tracks.
I wish that this game is 10x fun.
Granted, every one joins in and you cant even post, then a mod tells you its to fun
i wish that i could eat now!
you failed to spoil my wish.
Granted, but the food turns out to be awful in taste.
I wish that losing = winning.