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    Foxxie-kun posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:05:22 AM - Report post
     
    Granted. We discover cures for all known diseases, and nobody dies from disease anymore, but that leaves us to overpopulation so the worldwide federation government is forced to limit children to 1-child-2-parents, and if there's even ONE orphan, no one may have another baby until the orphan(s) is(Are) adopted, and then due to the overpopulation our resources are strained to the limit and we have to resort to Soylent Green and selective execution of people who can no longer contribute to society, including the elderly, the crippled, etc.

    I wish my mom was more supportive of gay rights and would be fine with me being gay.
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    waq999 posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:08:39 AM - Report post
     
    granted, she allows you to be gay , but you get kiked out of the house.

    I wish i could travel time

    [Edited by waq999, 1/1/2010 11:12:58 AM]
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    H posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:35:09 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, you die when you do that.

    I wish my tomorrow physic exam be Easy.

    It's been a long time coming.
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:37:24 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, It's so easy that you pass, but suddenly are mutated by a genetic toxin that renders you sterile and with blue skin and about the size of a person's thumb. You basically become a smurf.

    I wish I could get away with as many murders as I want to without ever being suspected of the murders, and can easily frame whomever I want as the murderer and thusly I get rid of two idiots with one fell swoop.

    [Edited by Foxxie-kun, 1/1/2010 11:38:35 AM]
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    waq999 posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:37:46 AM - Report post
     
    granted. but you will fail it badly!

    I wish that people would stop fighting!(war and religouse war)
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:40:41 AM - Report post
     
    Granted, but now they fight over who gets the last twinkie in the box, as well as who gets the last piece of cornbread, and other food-based arguments become deadly battles fought with kitchen knives and other assorted makeshift weapons.

    I wish I could get away with as many murders as I want to without ever being suspected of the murders, and can easily frame whomever I want as the murderer and thusly I get rid of two idiots with one fell swoop. Oh, and for people to slow down here and stop turbo-posting.
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    Telapicus_old posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:41:51 AM - Report post
     
    oh well posted too slow

    [Edited by Telapicus, 1/1/2010 11:42:35 AM]
     
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    Foxxie-kun posted on Jan 01, 2010 11:42:53 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Telapicus

    oh well posted too slow

    [Edited by Telapicus, 1/1/2010 11:42:35 AM]

    Guys, slow down.

    Seriously, the turbo-posting is ruining this game.

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