Still, if your parents don't have the nerve to have the talk when you undergo those certain bodily changes, and detail the physical and emotional stresses put upon you in puberty and beyond, then why bother with home schooling in the first place? That stuff is tame compared to WW2 and anything else in human history. Heck, sexual reproduction has been around ever since things got tired of splitting themselves in half to reproduce, and it makes the resulting continuations stronger, at least with Darwin involved.
I'm glad I'll never be a parent. At least not legally, since "donors" have no parental rights and don't have to pay alimony or child support. I'd probably smack the kid who pops up on my doorstep and says "Hello, I'm looking for my Father." Then again, I'd just as soon just close the door and say "GTFO n00b, I don't want any."
Man I hate kids these days... Screaming ingrates and morons who constantly pretend they know everything about everything and refuse to face reality even when it's beating them to death with an iron rod. And I fail to see what separates them from their parents in that regard.
Also: Abstinence-Only sex education is the Republican's way of saying "We want teen girls to get knocked up so we can say we need to push more of this because even though it was taught to her she didn't pay attention to it and thus it didn't work but it was her own fault she got knocked up because we can't admit that our plan is bollocks". Don't believe a word of Abstinence-only and research proper use of contraceptives such as Condoms and other applicable forms of protection. Better safe than sorry.
Cameltoe, Cleveland Steamer, rusty trombone, anilingus, suicide twist?
Edit- I forgot the Dutch Rudder.
[Edited by Dhampy, 12/9/2009 4:58:59 PM]