(in English: Ha, ha, don't shoot, I am French! My national symbol is the inverted rifle)
We were kinda making fun of the French in History class a few weeks back while studying the WWI and the rise of Hitler.
The Professor asked "ok so what were the French doing during this time?"
And one of the students (older guy late 20s probably) said "um...dying?"...
Anyways here goes My pathetic Attempt...
Je m'appelle Githu. Je suis 19 ans.... J'aime jouer le Footbal.