No miracles, no talking to people.
Rather like if God were really real.
If I were God, I'd be the Deist conception of God. The clock-maker. Make the universe, set it ticking and then bugger off and watch porn.
If I was god, I would make everything then slowly destroy it while hiring manics to walk around telling everyone to relax.
Then I will only allow atheists into heaven and be all like, "SURPRISE!"
In other words I'd be just like the "real" God
If Elite were God, then God would be elite! Holy crap!
Man that's a good horror movie idea.
It would be like John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.
I was thinking more like Elite almighty