Off-Topic Discussions

If I were God, I'd be the Deist conception of God. The clock-maker. Make the universe, set it ticking and then bugger off and watch porn.

No miracles, no talking to people.

Rather like if God were really real.

If I was god, I would make everything then slowly destroy it while hiring manics to walk around telling everyone to relax.

Then I will only allow atheists into heaven and be all like, "SURPRISE!"

Dhampy, Dancer, I must honestly say that your awesomeness factor went from 1200 x 4 to OVER 9000 x Over 9000!

If I were God I would be one arrogant vain mofo, basically I'd make people worship me in all there spare time, pray to me at every opportunity and have them build statues of me everywhere.

In other words I'd be just like the "real" God

If Elite were God, then God would be elite! Holy crap!

Man that's a good horror movie idea.

It would be like John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.

I was thinking more like Elite almighty