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If Dhampy were god
 
Dhampy  posted on Nov 24, 2009 8:17:49 AM - Report post

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If I were God, I'd be the Deist conception of God. The clock-maker. Make the universe, set it ticking and then bugger off and watch porn.

No miracles, no talking to people.

Rather like if God were really real.

 
Dancer  posted on Nov 24, 2009 9:28:32 AM - Report post

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If I were God, I'd be the Deist conception of God. The clock-maker. Make the universe, set it ticking and then bugger off and watch porn.

No miracles, no talking to people.

Rather like if God were really real.

If I was god, I would make everything then slowly destroy it while hiring manics to walk around telling everyone to relax.

Then I will only allow atheists into heaven and be all like, "SURPRISE!"

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Nov 24, 2009 9:35:40 AM - Report post

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Dhampy, Dancer, I must honestly say that your awesomeness factor went from 1200 x 4 to OVER 9000 x Over 9000!
 
Elite  posted on Nov 24, 2009 11:49:33 AM - Report post

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If I were God I would be one arrogant vain mofo, basically I'd make people worship me in all there spare time, pray to me at every opportunity and have them build statues of me everywhere.

In other words I'd be just like the "real" God


 
Dhampy  posted on Nov 24, 2009 12:02:17 PM - Report post

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If Elite were God, then God would be elite! Holy crap!
 
Elite  posted on Nov 24, 2009 12:03:23 PM - Report post

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If Elite were God, then God would be elite! Holy crap!

Man that's a good horror movie idea.

 
Dhampy  posted on Nov 24, 2009 12:05:29 PM - Report post

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quote:
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If Elite were God, then God would be elite! Holy crap!

Man that's a good horror movie idea.

It would be like John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.

 
Elite  posted on Nov 24, 2009 12:07:28 PM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by Dhampy

quote:
originally posted by Elite

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originally posted by Dhampy

If Elite were God, then God would be elite! Holy crap!

Man that's a good horror movie idea.

It would be like John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.

I was thinking more like Elite almighty

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