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If Dhampy were god
 
Dhampy  posted on Nov 23, 2009 10:52:12 PM - Report post

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But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
 
Bes  posted on Nov 23, 2009 10:54:40 PM - Report post

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But... but... but... I thought Dhampy WAS a god?
 
Dhampy  posted on Nov 23, 2009 11:00:13 PM - Report post

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And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus, that should throw them off
He goes by the name Hay-soos and steals hub caps from cars
Oh Hay-soos can I borrow your crow-bar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
 
Bes  posted on Nov 23, 2009 11:02:56 PM - Report post

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I just lost all respect for this topic.
 
Dhampy  posted on Nov 23, 2009 11:03:34 PM - Report post

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Why would you respect an inanimate object?
 
Bes  posted on Nov 23, 2009 11:05:10 PM - Report post

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I just all respect for the contents of this topic.

/rephrase

 
zorrodude  posted on Nov 23, 2009 11:07:46 PM - Report post

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So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
 
H.H.H  posted on Nov 23, 2009 11:43:56 PM - Report post

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If Dhampy was God, the world would collapse.
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