One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the ****'s your problem?'
Sorry, I just made that up, I don't know why.
[Edited by Dancer, 11/21/2009 6:22:53 PM]
A) You seem to be in a Mood for spamming...
B) You wanted to use **** a bit...
C) Think you might be in a foul mood, try calming yourself a bit....
( <---- This is coz I felt like spamming this smiley... I like it..)
A) It's not always appropriate to openly analyse something when you have a slender grasp on understanding creativity and satire.
Now, I am sad.
[Edited by Dancer, 11/22/2009 11:30:59 AM]