I'd go steal Love's Labour's Won and visit a Tudor asylum.
Then I'd return and act smug for the rest of my life, because I'd have a rare play.
Maybe I should stay away from books and the theatre for a while...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Child of Neo7 Half-sister of AdmiralThrawn Mother of Planbskater, Foxxie-kun, DayDreamer85, Rise_Against and FireflyPoi
Certain someone? You mean "God"? Nah, I'll do one better than that... I'll travel back in time waaay back to the time of the primordial soup and take a leak in it. I'll return to the present and gaze with amazement at the horror. The horror being the world nothing different from when I left.
Now do I get the award or what?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wifey of AdmiralThrawn
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OMG! Blitz, look! That Amumu has 4k health and is fed as hell. Better grab him when everyone on our team is around you!
Certain someone? You mean "God"? Nah, I'll do one better than that... I'll travel back in time waaay back to the time of the primordial soup and take a leak in it. I'll return to the present and gaze with amazement at the horror. The horror being the world nothing different from when I left.
Certain someone? You mean "God"? Nah, I'll do one better than that... I'll travel back in time waaay back to the time of the primordial soup and take a leak in it. I'll return to the present and gaze with amazement at the horror. The horror being the world nothing different from when I left.
Now do I get the award or what?
Nope, it isn't god.
Ok, I'm intrigued. But instead of ruining a perfectly good topic by posting a bunch of suggestions and you answering yes and/or no, how about you tell me who it is and we'll call it even?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wifey of AdmiralThrawn
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OMG! Blitz, look! That Amumu has 4k health and is fed as hell. Better grab him when everyone on our team is around you!
I would travel about a year in the past and kick myself in the balls.
Edit- I hope I get the worst imagination award for obliquely mentioning a certain someone.
[Edited by Dhampy, 11/13/2009 8:02:04 AM]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
I'd travel back in time to when the Matthew Shepard murder occurred, shoot the two perps dead before they hurt him, then help him home safe and sound. Since technically I was only about 2 or 3 years old at the time, if I leave any DNA evidence at all (Unlikely), they'd still be hard-pressed to convince a jury that a toddler got to the south from Oregon, used a .357 Magnum to shoot two guys dead with pinpoint precision execution style at a downward angle to their skulls from a standing position, and get back without his mommy and daddy realizing he had gone for even a few moments.
The perfect crime/Divine Retribution from the time-travelling gay guy
Either that or convince Bobby "Satan" Kotick to persue a career with Enron or another defunct company leaving him unemployed for the rest of his life.
Or if either of those were impossible, maybe just give my mom the winning lottery numbers for the $10+ Million powerball that went last year or the year before.
It's too hard to choose! A big step in gay rights, a big step in videogame integrity, or vast personal gain...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
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Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^