Bed spring overuse - capital offense, punishment - no special intercourse for a month(males), no special intercourse for a three months (women).
Sometimes I wonder if the lives lost in the service to ending terrorism is worth it. Then I gain enlightened perspective and realize that every zealot killed by M4-fire, a Barret .50BMG slug, or premature detonation with no casualties, is one step towards a brighter future and ensured survival of the human race.
There's nothing stopping the radicals and terrorists from using a nuke should they acquire one, but thankfully there are very few, if any, scientists who willingly work with terrorists. Terrorists much prefer explosives they can strap right to themselves to get their 72 virgins.
But who ARE their 72 virgins? And wouldn't a man more enjoy 72 broads who know what they're doing, rather than 72 noobs that they have to train from scratch?
Their 72 virgins are probably overweight cheeto-crusted World of Warcraft nerds who only talk about their level 80 paladin or something.
And yes, I used a bastardized Jeff Dunham joke. So sue me.
Then I realized that my Tauntaun would freeze before I reached the first marker.
*The imperials come to arrest me*
Umm, not my fault. Somebody put those robots in my way.
*long awkward silence*
QUICK! Break the Empire Stuff!