I suggested to my mother that she announce that she WASN't one of Tiger's hos. My reasoning was that she'd probably be picked up by all the major networks and magazines for the rarity value.
Wait wait, U2 does that song too?
Yes they do, weird I wonder if it's as good as the one I know
Just paint your mind blue, you'll be blue just like your mind and everyone knows that when you're blue you only see black everywhere in your life, making the red door black.
It shouldn't be that difficult to recognize sarcasm. Just because it's written doesn't mean it's not obvious by context.
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