No. Go away.
*evil mode off*
*evil mode on*
Behave little Jack, we have guests or it's back to the box with you, little Jack!
*holds box menacingly*
Foamy the Squirrel is better than self-indulgent naughty-website viewing. And perfectly legal for underaged people, though they might not understand or comprehend Foamy's awesomeness.
OH YEAH?! WELL-
Oh, you're talking about the squirrel guy who complains about stuff. Yeah, he's awesome.
Of course, it'll take thousands of dollars before I'm out of the financial hole and can put money towards the start of the cult, but hey, we gotta start somewhere