Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Classic Python.
"Now go away, or I sahll taunt you a second time."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have the fire, I have the force, I have the power, to make my evil take its course.
I am the root of all that's evil, But you can call me cookie.
[SG Elite] Missile of pwnage. Child of the all powerful Elite. METALCORE roadie/security/pyrotechnician dude.
Und remember, vhen preparing zee virgin sacrifices, if your candles are improperly aligned, not only vill zee portal strip zee flesh from your bones and zee demon vill consume your soul, but your family vill suffer zee same fate!
Firstly, zee goats blood must be no older zan three days! And no trying to skimp by on aromatherapy candles, only blood-red scentless candles vill vork!
Secondly, please double check to make sure your sacrifice is actually a virgin. There's no telling vhat zee one on zee other side will think if it ISN'T a virgin, eh?
Finally, no kitchen knives EVER! Only use the ritual sacrificial dirk or dagger! You wouldn't summon your significant ozher to bed whilst brandishing the wrong tools, now, vould you?
(This message brought to you by the great taste of entrails. Entrails: They're full of fun protein and bacteria!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
I know how I'd throw it. With pressure activated SemTex plastic-explosive hoof-covers! Yeah! Then we'd have tons of fresh hamburger meat!
Or make the cow try a rocket-jump ala Unreal Tournament.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
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