Und remember, vhen preparing zee virgin sacrifices, if your candles are improperly aligned, not only vill zee portal strip zee flesh from your bones and zee demon vill consume your soul, but your family vill suffer zee same fate!
Firstly, zee goats blood must be no older zan three days! And no trying to skimp by on aromatherapy candles, only blood-red scentless candles vill vork!
Secondly, please double check to make sure your sacrifice is actually a virgin. There's no telling vhat zee one on zee other side will think if it ISN'T a virgin, eh?
Finally, no kitchen knives EVER! Only use the ritual sacrificial dirk or dagger! You wouldn't summon your significant ozher to bed whilst brandishing the wrong tools, now, vould you?
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