If I could afford a ring, the payoffs to all the prominent opposition to marriage equality, and the plane tickets for my mate and I to go to a nice place for our ceremony, I'd be engaged too. And I'm turning 19 in February.
Congratulations Elle, I wish you the best and may your love bloom and prosper forever.
Hey, Vince here, and I'm pitching this amazing product called "The Hole-Puncher Deluxe"!
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These products go great with the ShamWow: Crime Scene Edition and the universal evidence remover 2.0!
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