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Foxxie-kun  posted on Nov 15, 2009 11:33:23 PM - Report post

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If I could afford a ring, the payoffs to all the prominent opposition to marriage equality, and the plane tickets for my mate and I to go to a nice place for our ceremony, I'd be engaged too. And I'm turning 19 in February.

Congratulations Elle, I wish you the best and may your love bloom and prosper forever.

 
NobleCrusader  posted on Nov 16, 2009 1:35:48 AM - Report post


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Foxxie-kun  posted on Nov 16, 2009 11:01:30 AM - Report post

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Rawr!
 
Toastman  posted on Nov 16, 2009 11:48:45 AM - Report post

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Flarg!
 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Nov 16, 2009 12:07:58 PM - Report post

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Hey, Vince here, and I'm pitching this amazing product called "The Hole-Puncher Deluxe"!

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elle_sweetheart  posted on Nov 16, 2009 4:24:44 PM - Report post

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My boss is the bombdiggidy
 
Serivor  posted on Nov 16, 2009 5:30:57 PM - Report post

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Poop coot.
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