My pet rock died today. Don't ask how, even I have no clue. Those things are freaking inde-*******-structible by nature.
Don't worry about it. It had a good life. I made sure to give it a proper spot in my neighbor's house... Through his window. His sacrifice shall not be in vain. I think it killed the little munchkin that cat-napped my cat and gave her catnip. Now I have to support her addiction... Unless someone here speaks cat and can help me do an intervention... T_T
*takes voucher* Thank you. Strangely enough, my pet rock left me some pet pebbles in its nest. Would you like a baby pet rock? Only 99 cents!
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