I make a habit of emitting juicy and noxious fumes directly in the required paths of travel within my residence, be it the hallway, doorways, kitchen, living room, etc.
The reactions of my mother are nothing short of hilarious.
In addition, I love to annoy my mother by intentionally getting hiccups and sitting next to her when she's on the computer.
I annoy my mother whatever it takes.
And you should hear the reactions when fart in my parents room, lock the door and leave. Things get smelly.