omg best link ever, I lol'ed so hard at that video
Last week I was bumming around and I stubbed it on a saw horse made from sheet metal. That I always neglect to take down.
I caught a sharp end between the toes and got cut.
I didn't realize how deep it was at the time.
A few days later, I somehow stubbed my toe on a doorframe. **** if I know how. But it popped the cut open.
Without the blood, I realized it was really really deep.
So I cleaned it again and superglued it shut instead of going in for stitches.
But it hurts.
(That means its healing).
It's actually another river in Italy.