It's so boring, I need more excitement in my foosebawl games.
Like the Redskins game earlier. The punter throwing for a touchdown on a fake field goal, now that's entertainment.
CHARLIE FOXTROT DELTA NINER NINER OSCAR SIX ZIPS IN THE WIRE ZIPS IN THE WIRE BROKEN ARROW!
So, I made one that goes "FLASH! AHHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHH!".