See what I did there?
No, too bad.
*sticks t.p. in bunghole*
I thought about that, but it was too gross for me to post...
*Blows away with leaf Blower.*
What a way to go... *click*
*Replaces your dinner with plastic explosives shaped like a chicken, then presses the trigger after you're full*
*Pushes you into a deep oil well**Drops a match stick by mistake**Runs*
Hired a killer, then he blow your face up.