*returns to the planet and starts installing a time machine in the spaceship*
*asks inoccently* what are you going to do wit dat, mister?
Travel back in time and stop the Big Bang by throwing a can of Dr Pepper at it.
*asks innoccently again* how is a can of doctwar peppar going to stop da big bang?
*points at the can*
"To prevent the Big Bang from happening, throw a can of Dr Pepper at it. 100% works."
It says so on the can of Dr Pepper.
*cuddles up to his leg* but why would you want to stop it?
Interfering with causality is not allowed!
*gives Dr. Pepper to pepperfanatic*
*flies away in his space ship and activates the time machine*