Ooooooh..... a Tele... err... A Battlecaster?
Hmmm... Fender sure makes weird guitars now.
Hey, hey, hey. I can change diapers just fine. I just dislike it.
*returns from the outskirts of town, gathering books and leaving again*
So you look like this?
Zeth tells lies, he refuses to change our son's diapers.
*looks at Neo*
Oh no, don't be silly. My fringe is longer, and my doll has a blue dress and no hat.
"You should be ashamed of yourself, what happened to sharing the duties around."
Tell me about it. I carry a kit for however long, endure labour, feed it and Zeth can't even change some diapers.
Y'know, I should find a stronger male to pro-create with.