Here. Go buy something more productive, like a book.

And when you've graduated, return to me. I can give you all the weapons training you'll ever need.

Keeping the younger ones in line, good. Make sure they are obedient in time for infiltration.

*starts making swords and gathering armour*

*Brushes off cookie crumbs from rocket launcher*

*takes out book and starts to read, back against barrel of rocket launcher*

Books are better than school in my opinion.

*Talon nibbles at a cookie*

*polishes my Alchemically enhanced auto-magnums, anti-material assault-sniper, combat shotguns, and laser-sharpened katanas and Nodachi, then finally sets an alchemical crystal into the inner-chamber of my high-powered beam auto-pistol which can conveniently turn into a beam-sword*

Well, we're getting ready for war.

*starts getting tons of pots and pans out from the kitchen*

*starts singing*

*looks around and searches for some kind of weapon*