We were good while you were gone Mommy!

*cuddles mommy*

*Polishes a customized Barrett M107 50 Cal. Sniper rifle.*

Messages that indicate a dislike or contempt for school and includes weapons, hinting at the possible use of the weapon at school are not permitted on this thread.

*writes on slip of paper, gives pink carbon copy to onmosis*

Please keep this receipt and return for your weapon once you have graduated.

If you have any questions, concerns, or complaints, please contact the thread administrator, FFQueen92.

*flies off into the night, taking massive rifle with him*

*Shows receipt of purchase from toystore to Thrawn*

[Edited by onmosis36, 3/20/2010 1:09:14 AM]

*pulls clip from rifle, inserts live .50 cal hollow point bullet, loads clip, ****s weapon*

*points gun at top of clocktower and fires*

*bullet hits bell and makes it ring*

See?

Wooooah! Didn't see that coming...

Noooooo... I just realized, I paid 50 bucks for it!

*Sighs*