*drops sword and Colt, slumps to the ground, chugs the rest of the whiskey*
Sorry, there were these aliens invading austra...
*sees the remains of the zombies*
*trips over a mangled arm and faceplants*
*wakes up and goes to take a shower*
*comes back and eats my way through a plate of cookies*
I'm willing to share.
Alright kids, what have I missed during my trip to England?
*starts checking various statuses on a large computer*
*falls asleep on the keyboard*
I wuv chu Mommy! I missed you!
*strolls into the clocktower, carrying a bag of souvenirs*
I fed the kids while you were gone.