Stealing? Me? I'm getting back what was stolen from me by a group of people who are totally against me.
*picks up a box, opens it to reveal a silver dragon hanging from a thin chain. Puts it around neck.*
This, for example, as stolen from me only a week ago. It has some magical properties and without it, I'm pretty much useless with magic. But I had to take some risk to get it back.
*Picks up a piece of metal*
And some gangs have been stealing from my metal stores, this kind of metal is hard to come by, its only on three planets in the galaxy. I can't have people stealing it, I need it for my latest robot.
*puts down metal*
So people 'borrowed' my things without asking, I'm just getting them back.
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@Foxxie: Hey, Kiddo! Funny how we keep running into each other. Oh wait, we live in the same building. How've you been? You been behaving yourself?
@Degari: So the people who stole these items from you are reporting them stolen? Funny, wasps don't tend to complain when they're stung. They must be really, really new to this game. And a bunch of ****in' pansies. Also, I am disinclined to believe that so many separate organizations hate you. I doubt you've ever annoyed an entire sector at one time.
They're collectors, whatever they 'find' they say they own. So its basically like they steal my cookie and they say they 'found' it. Finders keepers is the rule with them. Unless they steal from me, in which case, I get them back. And then they get lazy and report it to the police.
And trust me, I've been pretty annoying to some people. Like that time I borrowed that tank from the Russians. I returned it after three minutes but seriously, it was either that or getting torn to bits by bears.
*Talon clicks in agreement*
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