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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Mar 10, 2010 10:23:43 PM - Report post
     
    I thought we were here to fight a monster.

    ...

    CONQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

    *opens map and holds it up*

    *wind at the top of the tower has the humorous effect of folding it up again every few seconds*

    Now, if I am correct, this nation's capital is only 200 miles North of here. We could head for there and stage a coup d'etat. Or, we could head about 150 miles Northeast and capture the largest power station within a 1500 mile radius. And the largest military base on this continent lies 350 miles West. High command is 900 miles Southeast.

    Or, if we wait a day or two so I can coordinate a few more Destroyers, we can do all four at once.

    Standard logic dictates the capture of the nation's head of state and upper level of government as soon as possible, as to be used as leverage against the resident military forces (stop them from nuking the city, for instance), then the destruction of military high command.

    Unfortunately, the highest-ranking General in this nation's armed forces is know to be a quick and adroit thinker, and not one to fear repercussions for actions that may appear unorthodox or silly.

    Therefore, I suggest high command be our first target, to eliminate this potential Robert. E. Lee before he can get his head together.
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    AdmiralThrawn posted on Mar 10, 2010 10:47:42 PM - Report post
     
    Actually, to be honest, I'm not really interested in running a government.

    Perhaps we could slip a crack team of out best agents into the capital and into the chief's abode. Convince him of our power and what we could do with it if we were serious.

    That would be preferable. We get effective control (or if not control, a hell of a lot of influence over) the government, but don't have deal with governing ourselves.

    We can also remain in out clocktower here near the woods and this small town in relative obscurity.
    /--\
    Keep Calm
    And
    Throw a blanket over it

    Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.
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    onmosis36 posted on Mar 11, 2010 1:22:31 AM - Report post
     
    *Thinks deeply*

    Hmmm... I always thought war was never an answer. I could be wrong. Well I got that from Bush anyways...
    -Just one kiss took away my breathe,-
    -And you drew me in with your tenderness,-
    -You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.-
    -And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,-
    -You stole my heart like a thief in love,-
    -You hold me tight in our happy ever after,-
    -I'm captured.-
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    Degari posted on Mar 11, 2010 2:56:22 AM - Report post
     
    *sits down in confusion*

    Soooo, we know have two giant monsters, a massive army who are most likely going to take over the world, a deadly fog or at least almost deadly and a pile of weapons.

    *thinks for a moment as Talon lands on shoulder and clicks in ear*

    I agree, this is what happens when I take part in something. Although honestly, I'm going to have to do something I don't want to do.

    *takes out communicator and calls for zombie aliens*

    *does sacred papua new guinean dance to summon demons*

    *Talon calls for all bird of prey*

    *I implant giant chips on the minds of the monster things so they would be under my control*

    *summons another three, all under my control with science*

    *sets ground to air missiles to fire at ships, in attempt to distract them*

    Give me about five minutes for them all to get here.
    ... at night :3
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    waq999 posted on Mar 11, 2010 6:15:34 AM - Report post
     
    Geuss you wont need my help
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    KiddCold posted on Mar 11, 2010 6:29:05 AM - Report post
     
    *stands in front of monster after dyeing hair white and growing a beard*

    *takes a really deep breath, looks back at you guys. takes another breath.......slams staff into ground..*


    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!


    [Edited by KiddCold, 3/11/2010 6:29:34 AM]
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    Zeth_Durron posted on Mar 11, 2010 9:21:58 AM - Report post
     
    *walks past*
    If I lose everything in the fire...
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    BobaFett posted on Mar 11, 2010 9:53:12 AM - Report post
     
    *Bribes my way past*
    The reward for toil is more toil, those who dig the best ditches get given a bigger shovel...

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