All hail women!
*Slapped by a mysterious figure and suddenly looks behind*
*Being choked by dad and suffocates*
DAD: Don't let anyone hurt you and let them get away without revenge.
*Wants to explain but cannot speak because of the choking*
I highly doubt this weakling would harm an attractive woman. None of my kunoichi are in danger.
*mutters something inaudible yet sinister*
Dad, she's a girl for crying out loud. I made a vow that I wouldn't hurt any girl. Don't you remember?
*Dad realizes and suddenly leaves*
Offtopic: Actually, my dad is really reading my posts... Wahaha...
[Edited by onmosis36, 3/10/2010 5:56:45 AM]
Dude, my dad actually has an account here.
*awkward silence is awkward*
I'm gonna kill some zombies now.
*goes into zombie infested building with a shotgun and medkit*