*backs up truck and gets out, before dragging out heavy crates from the truck*
Thrawn, I have no idea where your Southampton is.
*struggles to open a crate before resorting to growing talons to tear them open*
Ok, we have about a day before some gigantic monster arrives. That day we need to gather an army and discuss battle plans. And I don't know about you all but we need some magic and I suck at magic.
*picks up weapons and inspects them while talking*
So can all arguments be put on hold until after we all manage to defeat that thing?
*A falcon, Talon, soars in and lands on shoulder and clicks in ear*
Yes, I have it right here.
*covers talons with scandium sheafs, puts a special hood on his head with a small camera and a strong laser and attaches basic armour to the falcon, also made of scandium*
Now you're all set!
*Talon chirps happily and flies off to test his new attire*
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... at night :3
That day we need to gather an army and discuss battle plans.
*points to Stormhawk hovering over clocktower*
At two thousand two hundred meters long, the new Imperator-III class Imperial Stardestroyer is the pinnacle of Imperial starship construction. Boasting a crew of 32,000 people, over 10,000 dedicated ground troops and related ground equipment, 144 fighter craft, over 40 turbolaser batteries, 30 Ion cannons, 20 tractor beam emplacements, a further 10 heavy turbolaser batteries and all powered by a pair of SFS I-a2b SI reactors and enough supplies to last 6 years, I think you'll find it easy to agree you won't find a finer piece of mass-produced equipment anywhere in the galaxy.
Of course, now that I've just made all that up and posted it, you're going to tell me that these monsters can only be injured by hitting them with water balloons.
Impressive although it may be useless, pure weapons aren't enough to destroy that thing, its made of lava, ergo, liquid.
*thinks for a moment*
But it will distract it and weaken its structure, allowing those with magic to move in and do their stuff.
*pauses*
Also, I know you're all raising an eye with the crates of weapons. I'm doing a fairly basic spell on the ammo so once they get near enough to the thing, they'll explode into comets. Which are basically giant, dirty snowballs.
[Edited by Degari, 3/9/2010 1:24:55 AM]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... at night :3
Impressive although it may be useless, pure weapons aren't enough to destroy that thing, its made of lava, ergo, liquid.
*thinks for a moment*
But it will distract it and weaken its structure, allowing those with magic to move in and do their stuff.
*pauses*
Also, I know you're all raising an eye with the crates of weapons. I'm doing a fairly basic spell on the ammo so once they get near enough to the thing, they'll explode into comets. Which are basically giant, dirty snowballs.
[Edited by Degari, 3/9/2010 1:24:55 AM]
...maybe If I pee on the monster!
*thinks*
I have yet to build my weapon, so I'm not sure if I can help at the moment..
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