*sits down, back to the wall and takes out a tangle of wires and microchips from a rucksack, takes a bit of chocolate and bobs head to music*
Its inevitable that zombie aliens will be coming to Australia, destroying our relatively small population and thus colonizing the continent, creating the ultimate army and taking over the world.
So I might as well make a translator. So then we can understand their war cries.
*looks at some wires*
Oh, and I'm not looking for a fight. I'm just a random this time. Or a pacifist. Depending how you look at it. I don't feel up to trying to wrap my mind around the concept of shape shifting and magic.
*twists the wires, yelps when they spark*