Oh! And I never forget an enemy!
I have ninja neko maidens that are more than willing to defend my clocktower and crush my enemies.
However, I grow tired of this.
*returns to appartment, places sword back on the wall*
Wait, sorry, I completely forgotten. Being tired does that to you. And besides, smart people don't carry around their souls in their body.
Now I'm gone.
*beep beep beep*
My very first powers as a shapeshifter was the power to assimilate and dominate the souls of the defeated. That allows me to gain power exponentially with each new soul devoured.
However, all I gained from this poor creature is the ability to be extremely rude, annoying, and persistent...
NO ONE calls my mommy ugly, old, or a boot! She's beautiful, youthful, and if she ever was a shoe she'd be an elegant yet comfy shoe that befits her being the most wonderful child of the night ever!
Love you mommy! I love the new stuffed animal, too!
*shapeshifts black-feathered wings onto my back and flies up to my nursery, then shapeshifts into my cub form again and snuggles my new animal friend while nursing my binky*
*cleans up the gory mess outside the clocktower*
*starts playing air hockey*
*gets up and fixes myself a bottle of formula*
*sits in my high-chair while watching mommy play air hockey as I suckle my bottle*