Booyah! I find it crazy that North Korea hasn't succumbed to the zombie virus yet... basically all of their non-military and non-government citizens are malnourished and half-dead already thanks to Kim Jong-Il's addiction to foreign Cognac and refusal to give them food. Kim Jong-Il's probably holding an Umbrella facility under his palace experimenting with the T virus and Las Plagas samples. It's only fair that we cause an outbreak by hacking their windows 98 computers and causing the latest draft of the weaponized T virus to get into their air ducts.
Also, if Resident Evil 6 sees a return of Claire Redfield and Leon Kennedy partnered up ala RE5 set in Japan or North Korea, I would literally nerdgasm to death. Unless they turn Leon into a roidmonkey like Chris... Or give Claire massive honkers...
*decapitates a zombie with my claws as he stumbles behind me*
Also, being a shapeshifter means being an epic win.
*shapeshifts into a were-fox and lopes around ripping zombies in half with my strong and sharp-clawed hands before climbing the clocktower and shapeshifting into my cub form, snuggling up with all my stuffed animals in my crib*
You're so evil and cute, I love you.
*walks out onto the roof, pulls the hood of my cloak up and scans for a possible target*
*Backs away quickly. Thinks up a quick plan. Bat like wings appear on my back*
Uh Foxxie-kun, not only do I wish I can shape shift in real life, I also have a really good imagination...
Also, if Australia ends up with the zombie virus, leave it to me. Its my turf.
[Edited by Degari, 2/25/2010 1:58:10 AM]
*comes out of the ground, grabbing Degari and holding a kunai to her throat*
Your plan obviously does not foresee any of the abilities I've picked up during training.
Thats where you're wrong.
*steps out of the shadows, nails as claws, skin covered in scales and bat-like wings tucked close to my back*
Now, could you let go of my clone? I was going to make her a full dragon to distract you while I sneak up behind you but its not as fun.
*ninja stars appear in claws*
I hope you're not allergic to poison.
*drags a claw through the clone, steps back and shows my own wings*
I am a vampire, and an elder at that. I have trained my body to resist poisons.
*shifts my hair shorter, and my claws and fangs longer*
I find long hair gets in the way when I'm slaughtering people.