Pity I didn't get to smash through the marble receptionist desk though. That would have been a perfectly overdramatic entrance.
Anyway, I'd better go up and repair the clock.
The bigger they are, right?
*Spin-slashes a dozen zombies attracted by my entrance and plants a brightly flashing and loudly beeping black-powder and ball-bearings shrapnel pipebomb, then leaps back to the floor I was on with a single bound, producing my anti-material burst-fire frag-round sniper and peppers the area with pinpoint sniper bursts into skulls, torsos, bellies, and faces of the zombies and other assorted infected, then finally grabbing my heavy ordnance, a Big ****ing Gun (AKA, mini-nuke launcher), and blowing the hell out of the area*
Well then, that's one cluster of braindead cannonfodder down. Let's see if we can get a nest, all right F0-X 93-R, set a course for the Armory. I need some ammo and a new set of sidearms.
*strolls off with a combat drone decloaking behind me, arming silent-sensors and silenced Equalizer Weapons suite*
*puts on Zoey outfit*
*turns off flashlight*
*sexy walks to avoid zombies*
*keeps flashlight off*
*sneaks up behind*
*shoots four times with shotgun*
*stands and looks at corpse, shotgun in hand*
She just loves my pump-action.
How do you use one of these?
*throws it away and takes out swords and charges at another group of zombies*