Don't commit the crime if you can't do the time.
This is not "a spam board" this is somewhere we can let loose. An RP Thread would not last on General Discussions.
I set the same rule with my threads like this, "No Spam". Please follow it. I have the rule that if people are going to spam this to death and not RP properly I'll request the thread be closed. Please do not spoil everyone else's fun with selfish idiocy.
You may want to reconsider adopting a member if you yourself cannot act properly on a forum.