You go play
What's it like to be a mommy Queenie?
*the pieces then properly arrange themselves with the Onyx pieces on Thrawn's side, and the crystal ones on my own side*
You start Thrawnie.
White always moves first.
I await your move.
*sits down and finishes Dr Pepper*
Stressful. They cry a lot and steal my energy drinks.
Don't have kids, they drag you down!
*smiles at Planb and Foxxie*
*I smile slyly and make my first move, the glittering crystal pawn stepping forward two paces on the board*
But I really want one. Just one. I can't handle any more than that.