Don't mistake this as an attempt on my life.
*proceeds to drink a Dr. Pepper*
woah woah WOAH
That's MY job, thank you very much. And there's no dot after the Dr
*drinks a Dr Pepper*
Only one person can catch me now. If I fall I have you guys to pick me back up.
*is still falling*
~ACTION CONCLUDED/~ENGAGING APPROPRIATE INTERNET MEME/
Cool story bro.
I missed-ed you!
Hey now. Don't scare us like that.
*drags you into the office*