Whoo! Two points!

*Uppercuts a zombie's head off and then grabs it and slams it onto the ground* Whoops, flag down on the play, spiking the ball!

*roundhouse kicks 3 zombies in the face in one swing, knocking their heads onto an iron gate with spiked prongs on top.*

Hey look, it's Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe!

*My gauntlets start to whir with a mechanical hum, and then I use the thousand-fists technique on a Tank, my fists spraying high-caliber bullets from each of the gauntlets' knuckles with each punch, reducing the tank to a big piece of meat and some shredded flesh*

Whoo, who knew these Multiple-Weapons-Systems would be so useful?

*small chainsaw-blades sprout from the forearm guards of the gauntlets, and I maniacally cackle as I shred zombies to pieces brutally* Hahahahahahahaha! *I then fall off of a tall building and right before impact...*

*I awaken with a jolt and start crying*

I had a nightmare! *I sob and sniffle as I cuddle my wolf plushie and suckle my thumb*

*picks up a sword*

*proceeds to beat the **** out of everything in site*

*locks herself in the bathroom and cries*

You need to take a break.

*cries quietly*

I need to be held.

No zombies near the clocktower.

*goes to get ridiculously drunk*