Whoo! Two points!
*Uppercuts a zombie's head off and then grabs it and slams it onto the ground* Whoops, flag down on the play, spiking the ball!
*roundhouse kicks 3 zombies in the face in one swing, knocking their heads onto an iron gate with spiked prongs on top.*
Hey look, it's Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe!
*My gauntlets start to whir with a mechanical hum, and then I use the thousand-fists technique on a Tank, my fists spraying high-caliber bullets from each of the gauntlets' knuckles with each punch, reducing the tank to a big piece of meat and some shredded flesh*
Whoo, who knew these Multiple-Weapons-Systems would be so useful?
*small chainsaw-blades sprout from the forearm guards of the gauntlets, and I maniacally cackle as I shred zombies to pieces brutally* Hahahahahahahaha! *I then fall off of a tall building and right before impact...*
*I awaken with a jolt and start crying*
I had a nightmare! *I sob and sniffle as I cuddle my wolf plushie and suckle my thumb*
*picks up a sword*
*proceeds to beat the **** out of everything in site*
*locks herself in the bathroom and cries*
*stands on a box*
Um, hi, my name is David, and I'm a zombie.
No zombies near the clocktower.