You know what? I hate zombies!
*Slices a zombie into 43 pieces with 17 swipes*
And I hate it when they try to eat me!
*is bitten by a zombie*
*destroys zombies with my fury of the flaming sword technique and tosses a pipe-bomb and a vial of boomer splooge on opposite sides of the gate to the clocktower, then jumps over the gate while they're distracted.*
Whew, good thing I'm indestructible.
I was bitten three weeks ago. I'm immune boyo. Some rare people are. This is, of course, a rabies-like virus and not truly an undead virus. I won't turn if I'm killed either, so save your bullets for the Infected. And be careful, if you kill a boomer and get its splooge all over you, I'm just going to run for it.
*takes pills then grabs another bottle*
*jabs knife through zombie's eye*
*clambers to the top of clocktower*
*nods to Zeth and Queenies as I pass them*
*clambers to the top of the tower's mast*
*That's Zeth's spot*
*runs down the side of the clocktower and flip dives off the bottom*
sorry mate I'm use to the old idea of us changing from a bite
*grabs gun**shoots zombie*nothing like kill people that are alread dead