*bakes fruit cake*
*Uses as doorstop*
Fruit Cake is gross.
You obviously don't speak from experience, as many fruit-cake recipes ensure moistness and deliciousness.
It's the store-bought fruit-cake that sucks. Homemade it's heavenly, at least if it's made right.
I'll have you know I make very good fruit cake.
*makes a new fruit cake*
May I have fruitcake now my Queen? Please! *puppy eyes*
Here, stick him in this.
I can chew my own hat, thank you!
*climbs on counter, takes position above Foxxie*