The soldier has got to be the best one, the story he tells is hilarious.
'If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!...Sun Tzu (Pronounced 'zoo') said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honour!Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth,and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. Hehehe... And from that day forward, every time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO!...UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
Why isn't that in the Bible?
It is incredibly difficult to push a car when you have snow up to your ankles.
*sits down and gets a drink*
How was everyone's New Year's Eve?
i actually forgot it was New Year's Eve until midnight
*sits down and drinks some water*
First we were gonna go on a yacht but it looked as if it would rain, so we went to the beach instead but like everyone was there. And later everyone got drunk and started launching fireworks. Some dude even through a cracker at someone. The police saw it all, but did nothing *facepalm*
Other than that, it was fine.