Eh, got really drunk last night, went to bed at 6, woke up at 10 with 2 girls in my bed, got them out, went and played racquetball with a hot volleyball player and then went and walked 10 miles in the CROP walk. LOL
So I died yesterday but today I woke up with 12 supermodels in my bed, then I went outside and dunked on Shaq and ran all the way to Yankee Stadium, where I am right now watching the game and posting this all with my mind.
Telekinetic powerz, yo.
I went to bed about 11pm last night with uber-sleeping pills. I woke up about 12am and thought there was a monster at the foot of my bed. Then I played NCAA football until about 11am, when I turned on NFL Pregame on FOX. And then I realized that I had left my supermodel girlfriend in bed and forgot to wake her up so we could have an orgy with four of her supermodel friends. But by that point the Packer game was about to start...
Today I had to go to the library to study for my Chem test, I went to the Library in down town which had the books I needed. I checked out so many it was so hard to handle. I bumped into a man, and it was Edward Norton. He helped me, and apologized that it was his fault. We had brunch together, and exchanged numbers.
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