Great. I'm sitting on my chair. Since my floor is only lava when I remember that it is lava, I should be fine as long as I stay here on my chair long enough to forget about the lava floor. Hah. Try getting through that one.
No it wouldn't. It would be an eyesore, and it would make you think you're immune to lava.
So when your local volcano next erupts, you'll run straight at it and think you're Jesus. And then die. And then get slapped by Jesus later for pretending to be Jesus and failing at being Jesus.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'