If trees were an intelligent race who wanted to destroy us as payback, they'd be the most dangerous organisation because of their splinter cells.
*throws eraser*
I'm bored, so I took off my pants.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Just for fun, I sent my CV in for a job which I'm totally unqualified for. They want a PhD and all this experience with NRHP standards and whatnot.
But I have a writing certificate! I trump your PhD!
$160k salary, gov't benefits, in western Massachusetts. Nice.
Congo Mate