1) He's talking about ****. You can't say **** in school, you ****ing fatass.
2) Why the **** not? It doesn't hurt anybody! **** **** ****ity ****.
*insert strange text here*
*insert Southpark ripoff here*
Oh wait, too late.
Phhh. just give him a logical paradox and his will implode! (see wut I did there!)
No... I don't.