So I buy Chicken, tangoes, a bracer, and a GG branch PL and I head top and end up VS razor and weaver. Weaver gets me down to about 300 hp, then foolishly runs into tower and is sprouted for FB. Shortly thereafter, OJ is engaged in battle mid (he called solo) and is killed. PL and I lose first tower to razor and weaver, who hardcore autoattack our creeps. I go back and finish second bracer and most of Mek, Blue and his friend get bot tower down and i finish Mek. I then head off to jungle, where I am encountered by SB and Storm, and promptly killed. I respawn and head bot. I randomly use ult and kill a jungling Weaver, who ragequits. Razor complains about not having farmed enough because of noob weaver, and ragequits. Teal complains that DotA is too easy of a game and Blue says he's very pro. They are both ganked and killed by SB and Sven, and then they complain about "WTF PERMASTUN NO SKILL LOL" and ragequit as well. It is even and is looking to be a good game, when I realize that PL has only an Orchid in his inventory for "manaburn and silence" and BS has 2 bashers. I realize that my teammates actually suck more than I do, and attempt to carry, getting an MKB and killing SB in a solo fight. He respawns and then kills BS and PL 2v1, due to their horrible coordination. I TP in at the end and finish him off, but am killed by Sven and Storm. Storm has however drawn neuts into the battle, and both storm and sven are killed by the neuts. They ragequit, BS says he's pro and gets killed by SB again, he blames "Noob teal" and ragequits. Persistently entreated by me, PL sells his orchid and makes...vlads! SB kills PL twice more as I take bot rax, then says gg and quits. PL tells me that he's glad he decided to carry this game, and congratulates me for my support. He then quits and I get disconnected.
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